R.Rev. H.R.H. Cheesespike and 'Electrycal Contraptions.'

Here's a snippet from the Right Rev's memoirs in the 'Wiltshire Days.' Seems to be struggling with the joys of Television and in particular his favourite soap opera viewing.

…aye the wonders of the modern Appliances of Science

doth mesmerize my ancient heart and it is BEFORE GOD

that I doth kneel and give thanks and praise for His Mercy

and the gifts of the ‘Electrytc’ and such devices to transmute

the labours of man.

Aye this wonderment indeed that I have oft pondered

and in partic. the terrifying yet sublime joyes of the

‘Electrytc Televisional Contraption’ which is a box of marvels

and of speculative awe. It is true Strange Phenomenon

that doth manifest itself within a plastyc box and it is as

One admits before the eremitical Wrath of God a Verye

Useful Appliance for the control of grandchildren whose

wealth fare I commend to You Our Father Above and

His Son, the Good Shepherd of all our offspring

OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST AND SAVIOUR

Amen.

Althougheth as of a cruel winters eve as I Struggle with the

contortions of a Verytable Sermon for Evensong it can be

annoying to have youngsters bouncing and whooping as if

whirling dervishes or at worste, possessed by the black

enamours of the Darke Prince himself so help us

Almighty God as One attempts to scribe whilst a programme

on the ‘Electrytc Televisional Contraption’ doth show ‘X-Factor’

and yet when after a toilsome day battling with the demons

of the mind in the local post office And Elsewhere, to then

try to sit down and release the shackles of tiredness whlst

watching a programme on the ‘Electrytc Televisional

Contraption’ about simple and at times violent folke

ensconced in the bear pit of the East End streets of our fair

Capital of The Empire tempers can snap and said children

are brayed and naresay cuffed out of the room so that silence

and contemplation on the plight of those less fortunate in

their urban morass may be enjoyed….

It's interesting to note that there are many notes scribbled on torn out pages from the bible stuffed into the last volume of his memoires relating to the perceived attributes of various tV models, their direct impact upon Christian worship, their ability to distort truth and human function by the 'verytable diabolical practyse of Adervizerment' and their ultimate value to The Godhead.

there were also some irate letters from pensioners over a specific 18 month period complaining about Cheesespike's anti-televisual activities and two bills from Radio Rentals for damage to said sets [all japanese brands] in their High Street shop.